'Home Alone' Thief Marv Responds to Macaulay Culkin's Video as Kevin McCallister (Video)

Daniel Stern brings back his movie burglar after Culkin unleashes a grown-up version of Kevin: "I'm home... alone... and I'm scared!"

Daniel Stern, who played one-half of the Wet Bandits, reprised his Home Alone character, Marv Merchants, on Christmas Day — but there's nothing warm and fuzzy about it.
Stern released a dark video blog as his reply to the even darker NSFW parody video that Macauley Culkin dropped on Dec. 17. In Culkin's profanity-laced and violent spoof, the Home Alone star appears as an adult Kevin McCallister who is so traumatized from the events that occurred in the holiday classic ("I had to fend off my house from two psychopath home invaders," he says) that he ends up torturing a man who tries to carjack him.